Ah, the inspiration is everywhere! So here we have the next edition of the *Should Be* Rules:
The Five *Should Be* Rules of Church
1) Do not pop your spouse's face pimples during Sunday School. Wow, I just don't have anything else to say about that.
2) It is not appropriate to eat a PB&J sandwich during church. Okay, maybe you're pregnant. And in that case, eat some crackers or nuts. Or if your kid has a snack, steal some of his. But don't break out the whole sack lunch - sandwich, bottled water, etc. It's just not cool.
3) Do not under any circumstance put your hands into your spouse's pants during church. I don't care if it's just the waistline, and I also don't care if you're just trying to pull him toward you so he can't go to Priesthood. I don't care. Hands out of pants. Seriously. I know - it's just so hard to be apart for an hour! But I think you can handle it.
4) Refrain from sharing too much personal information, i.e. the fact that your ex-husband was a child molester. Um, yeah.
5) Some wandering of children here and there is okay, but when your kids are constantly going in and out of the overflow doors during Sacrament Meeting and strangers are trying to help you corral them, it may be a little much. I don't have the answer for you since you have tons of kids, but yeah, um, wow.
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Well, I love it again! Some of these things really shouldn't have to be said, but, okay, I guess maybe they do! :)
What if you hide in a classroom and no one sees you eat the PB&J?? Is it okay then??
Okay, really I only did that once. But it was totally the day before you did this post so I thought it was hilarious :)
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