You might just live in the country if...
5) You see a car with a license plate pronouncing your area as the "Cowboy Capital of the West."
4) You don't even get decent cell phone service at your house.
3) There were mousetraps in your house when you moved in. I'm pretty sure for desert mice. And no, we haven't seen any yet. Which is very good, because I don't think I'd react well. At all.
2) There are cactus in your backyard.
And best of all...
1) You're chatting with your neighbor who is working in her garden in the front yard. Referring to her plants, she says"Let's just hope the javelinas and bunnies don't get them." JAVELINAS?? What?? So not cool. This girl is not a country girl.
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I'm right with ya' there...
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