A few more rules

Okay peeps, here are some more "Should Be" Rules of Facebooking and Blogging:

1) No kissing pictures. If you want to take them, that's great. But post them? No. Because do you really think anyone else besides you wants to see them? (No, we don't.)

2) No status updates that simply say where you were and who you were with. This just isn't noteworthy enough for a status update. We don't care if you were at The Cheesecake Factory. Now, if you had an amazing meal with some fabulous people at The Cheesecake Factory, by all means tell us all about it! But we don't need to know where you are every second of every day, unless of course we're stalking you. And in that case, you just made our job a whole lot easier.

3) No erroneous claims of superiority. For example, "My life is more fabulous than anyone else's!" or "My baby is cuter than yours!" or "I just took a trip ten times better than any you'll ever take!" That's great if you think so, and by all means post as many pictures as you want as evidence. But probably don't go so far as to actually say it. That's just rude.

4) No more liking random, generic statements. For example, "Katie likes When I drop my phone, I act like I just dropped a new born baby on Like it." I don't think this one needs an explanation.